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Here are 55 funny fire jokes and the best fire puns to crack you up. These jokes about fire are great jokes for kids and adults.

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Fire puns

Here is our top list of fire dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about fire, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this fire humor with others.

1. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intents.
2. How can flames afford to be so bright? Fire works.
3. Who invented fire? Probably some really bright spark.
4. What did the bullet do after getting fired? It went ballistic.
5. What happens to firefighters who don’t perform well at their jobs? They get fired.

1. Why did the comedian burst into flames? He was on fire.
2. Which English king invented the fireplace? Alfred The Grate.
3. What do you call a fire that can float on water? Flame-buoyant.
4. What does a candle do when it gets fired? It has a meltdown.
5. What happens when you turn off the little fire alarm? The fire does not know when to wake up.

1. What happens when a fire tells a joke about you? You get burned.
2. What award will you give to a firefighter? The most extinguished person.
3. What do you say when a firefighter loses his job? His career went up in smoke.
4. If fire hydrants have H2O on the inside, what is on the outside? K9P.
5. Why did the man hug the fire exit and said everything was ok? It had a sign that said it was alarmed.

1. Why was the executioner fired? He didn’t make the cut.
2. What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
3. What do you call it when a flower shop bursts into flames? A florist fire.
4. What do you call a forest fire in Greece? A Grease fire.
5. What direction does an elevator move in when it’s on fire? It goes up in flames.

1. How quickly can a wildfire start? Lightning fast.
2. What are so special about bullets? They do work after they are fired.
3. What happens when you sleep like a log? You wake up in the fireplace.
4. What is a fire’s favorite movie? Fast and Fiery-ous.
5. What do the dogs do on the night of 4th July? They go to the bone-fire

1. What do you call a competition among firefighters? A match.
2. Why was the fire lovesick? He couldn’t get over his old flame.
3. Why did the calendar maker get fired from his job? He took a day off.
4. Is climate change a reason for more and more wildfires? Without a drought.
5. Why did the mountain decide not to light a fire? It didn’t want to burn its ridges.

Fire one liners

Here are some great fire joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about fire.

1. I told my mom some great fire puns and she was delighted.
2. Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
3. I’ll be up all ig-night trying to keep this fire going.
4. If you can’t get the campfire started, keep frying as hard as you can.
5. Someone threw my ’70s records on the fire. It was a disco inferno.

1. I bought a friend a fire extinguisher. He was de-lighted.
2. The firefighter saved everyone in the burning building. That made him flamous.
3. I searched online for something to light a fire. It said, “No matches found.”
4. I just got a job at a factory that makes fire hydrants. They would not let me park my car there.
5. My grandfather always said, “Fight fire with fire.” He was a great man, but a terrible firefighter.

1. I have a burning question about fire that I need to ask.
2. Don’t worry. I know a sure fire way to get rid of that flame.
3. I was messing around and accidentally broke the fireplace. Mom is fuming mad.
4. The candle knew it was starting to fall in love with the match because it set its heart on fire.
5. There was a fire in a yodeling school. Everyone was to exit in an orderly orderly orderly fashion.

Best fire jokes

These next funny fire puns are some of our best jokes and puns about fire!

1. What is fire to a pyrotechnic? Just a warm-up.
2. Which holiday is a firefighter’s least favorite? May day.
3. What happened when the fire used Tinder? He got a lot of matches.
4. What do you call it when a wheelchair is on fire? Hot wheels.
5. Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

1. What kind of fire leaves a room damp? A humidifire.
2. Why did the man put himself on fire? To burn calories.
3. What did the parrot want for the 4th of July? A fire-cracker.
4. How do mathematicians get a fire started? They use natural logs.
5. What do you call a woman who puts her credit card statements straight in the fire? Bernadette.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about fire, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• James Bond jokes
• Batman puns
• Jokes about Harry Potter
• Star Wars jokes for kids

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