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Friends are an essential part of life. But fake friends do more harm than good. Read funny fake friends quotes to laugh about energy drainers.

Friendship is crucial because it connects to life satisfaction.

A good friend is supportive, loving, and fun to be around.

Fake friends are toxic. They’re not there for you and only reach out to get something from you.

Fake friends drag you down and may try to sabotage you.

If you have toxic friends, consider ending the relationship. Then, laugh with the following fake friends quotes.

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Hilarious and sarcastic fake friends quotes

1. “I always say a lot of fake friends are the ones I can’t get into a fight with, because if I get into a fight with them, it’s over.” -Dania Ramirez

2. “I don’t need therapy. I need new friends.” -Unknown

3. “Someone who smiles too much with you can sometime frown too much with you at your back.” -Michael Bassey Johnson

4. “Stop crossing oceans for people who won’t jump over puddles for you.” -Unknown

5. “You got nothing to lose. You don’t lose when you lose fake friends.” -Joan Jett

6. “Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun but leave you in the dark.” -Unknown

7. “You create more space in your life when you turn your excess baggage to garbage.” -Chinonye J. Chidolue

8. “Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.” -Yolanda Hadid

9. “Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.” -Tom Waits

10. “Parents notice your fake friends before you do.” -Unknown

11. “The most dangerous creature on this Earth is a fake friend.” -Unknown

12. “Some people were only your friend because you saw them five times a week.” -Unknown

13. “People like to bring up your past when your present and future appear to be better than theirs.” -Unknown

14. “A friend to all is a friend to none.” -Aristotle

15. “Fake people are like costume jewelry: They look great for a while, then all of a sudden, their true selves shine through.” -Nitya Prakash

16. “Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” -Steve Irwin

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17. “It’s funny how sometimes the people you’d take a bullet for are the ones behind the trigger.” -Unknown

18. “Life is better without fake friends.” -Unknown

19. “Stay real, stay loyal, or stay away from me.” -Unknown

20. “I hate two-faced people. It’s so hard to decide on which face to slap first.” -Unknown

21. “Fake friends are like pennies, two-faced and worthless.” -Unknown

22. “Fake friends get mad when we don’t pretend to like them.” -Carlos Wallace

23. “I would rather be lonely than be friends with non-friends. Losing friends is hard, but losing fake friends, as it turns out, is pretty damn easy.” -Mindy Kaling

24. “When you are up there, hundreds of people will claim you as a friend. When you are down, you are lucky if one will buy you a cup of coffee.” -Frank W. Abagnale

25. “Having fake friends is like hugging cactus. The tighter you hug, the more pain you get.” -Riza Prasetyaningsih

26. “Don’t break your back for a man that wouldn’t even scratch yours.” -Unknown

27. “Fake people are like soap bubbles; they pop out when the sun shines brightly.” -Chiranjude Bird

28. “Stop texting first and see how many dead and fake plants you’ve been watering.” -Unknown

29. “It’s funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.” -Auliq Ice

30. “Tell people how it is, be real, and be honest. If you see something wrong, make sure you speak up. Being this way will naturally eliminate the snakes and fakes.” -John Maiorana

31. “I love fake people provided they are mannequins.” -Pushpa Rana

32. “Life is too short for fake butter or fake people.” -Karen Salmansohn

33. “Fake friends: once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.” -Unknown

34. “True friends cry when you leave. Fake friends leave when you cry.” -Unknown

35. “Sometimes it’s not the people that change. It’s the mask that falls off.” -Unknown

36. “People will stab you in the back and then ask why you are bleeding.” -Unknown

37. “It’s not my job to expose the fake. In due time they expose themselves.” -Unknown

38. “If you’re going to make me a piece in your game, don’t be surprised if I decide to play.” -Unknown

39. “Oh, I’m sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?” -Unknown

40. “Did you know that you and that ring on your finger have something in common? You’re both fake.”- Unknown

41. “Here’s to the day I can return every knife you’ve stuck in my back. May the blades be sharp and the effects be lasting.” -Unknown

42. “A fake friend talks so much crap that I don’t know whether to give them a breath mint or toilet paper.” -Unknown

43. “Psst! Your fakeness is showing.” -Unknown

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