Pineapple Puns

Are you ready to burst into laughter? We’ve compiled a collection of fantastic dad jokes about pineapples that will tickle the funny bone of both kids and adults!

1. How did the pineapple feel after losing a game of football? It was completely crushed.

2. What do you get when you cross a pineapple and a pig? A porky pine.

3. What do you call a cake containing pineapples? A pie-napple.

4. How did the fruit get to Hawaii? It took the pineapple express.

5. How do you make a pineapple turnover? Roll them down a hill.

6. Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed some juice.

7. How do you make a pineapple turnover? Give them a little push down a hill.

8. Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s a bit rough around the edges.

9. What do a pineapple and a king have in common? They both proudly wear a crown on their tops.

10. Did you hear about the person who tried to make a pineapple smoothie without any pineapples? Their efforts were fruitless.

11. How do you compliment a pineapple? Call it a fine-apple.

12. Why was the pineapple suddenly left alone? Because the banana split.

13. What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple.

14. What do you call a pineapple who steps on Lego? A pain-apple.

15. Why did the pineapple go out with a grape? They couldn’t find a date.

16. Why does SpongeBob own a huge piano? Because he lives in a pineapple under the sea.

17. What kind of fruit loves pastry? Pie-napples.

18. What did the salad say to the pineapple? Lettuce be friends.

19. What do you call a pineapple upside-down cake in New Zealand? Simply a pineapple cake.

20. Why did the chef make ham and pineapple wrap sandwiches? It’s just Hawaii rolls.

Pineapple One Liners

Now, if you want to have a quick and witty response whenever someone mentions pineapples, we’ve got you covered with these hilarious one-liners!

1. A pineapple and a grapefruit fell in love. But they’re unhappy because they cantaloupe.

2. You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.

3. Love is also like a pineapple: It’s undefinable and sweet.

4. An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.

5. The pineapple is pining for the summer.

6. I said to my can of pineapple, “I don’t like you.” It was completely crushed.

7. I won a lifetime supply of canned pineapple. I’m looking forward to living on the Dole.

8. I once put rum and pineapple into CERN’s particle accelerator. I discovered the Piña Collider.

9. A pizza shop owner was found dead covered in pepperoni, mushrooms, ham, and pineapple. Word is he topped himself.

10. Everyone thinks I’m weird because I’m addicted to ham and pineapple sandwiches. But that’s just a Hawaii roll.

Best Pineapple Jokes

Now, prepare yourself for some of our best jokes and puns about pineapples that will have you laughing out loud!

1. What is a bank card’s favorite fruit? A PIN-apple.

2. What’s a hedgehog’s favorite fruit? A spineapple.

3. How does a pineapple answer a phone call? It simply says, “Yellow.”

4. What do you call a pineapple that plays the trumpet? Tooty fruity.

5. Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.

6. What do you call a royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.

7. How did the pine tree propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.

8. What do you call a French pineapple snake? Ananas-conda.

9. What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? “Nice to meet juice.”

10. What do you call a pineapple in a fenced-off area? A pineapple pen.

Final Thoughts

After indulging in all these hilarious jokes about pineapples, we hope you’ve had a fantastic laugh. If you’re interested in more fruit-related humor, be sure to check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Mango jokes
• Lime puns
• Jokes about lemons
• Avocado jokes for kids

Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so keep sharing these jokes and spreading the joy!