If you’re feeling me-lonely, just remember that there are a melon puns that could keep you company. Here are some melon themed puns to have a chuckle at.

• Melon-ely.
• I’m water-melon-ely.
• I need to watermelon (water my lawn) more often.
• I love you a melon times.
• One in a melon.
• Thanks a melon.
• She looks a melon bucks.
• He’s a melon-aire.
• I love the sense of melon-choly in the air.
• I’m melon over the choices
• I’m smelon (smellin’) some melons.
• Ani-melon – A melon with four legs.
• Abnor-melon – A weird looking melon.
• I just want to see a smelon (smile on) her face.
• She’s so melon-dramatic.
• Ele-melons – What melons are made of.
• Come hell or high watermelon.
• Melon-collie – A sad puppy with a melon.
• Meow-lon – A melon shaped cat.
• Melon-oma – Watermelons growing on skin.
• Melon-tonin – The watermelons that help you sleep.
• Cha-melon – Lizards that can camouflage as melons.

• Make you lose your rind. (mind)
• Back to the rind.
• Spring is just rind (around) the corner
• A slice of life.
• Melons have all the juicy secrets.

• Juice be happy!
• Juice be yourself.
• Get juiced to it.
• You’re juice so sweet!
• Sweet it under the carpet.
• I can’t concentrate when you’re around.
• You’re so not my ripe.
• You ripe what you sow.
• You got it ripe!
• You ripe what you sow.
• I seed him eat the mango just now.
• I love riding the seed-saw.
• I can seed clearly now the rain has stopped.
• Stop being so seedy. (needy)
• Yellow there!
• Wild mangoes live on the mango preserve.
• Do you have anything plant for tonight?
• Let me plant one on ya!
• I wet my plants.
• Plant a kiss on me.
• Yams are absolutely plant-tastic.
• Leaf me alone…
• I leaf (love) yams like no other!
• Take a leaf of faith!
• My car broke down, can I get a leaf?
• What a re-leaf…
• I’m rooting for you.
• Don’t be so root, learn some manners.
• You grow dude!
• I’m sexy and I grow it.
• Can you pick up the groceries? I haven’t botany.
• Someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
• Have you met herbivore?
• Vegan (we can) go to the gym tonight.
• This is just the vegan-ning.

Q: How did I make the melon fit in my flower-pot? A: I planted it.

Q: What is the ward for pregnant fruits called? A: Fruiternity ward.

Q: Which fruit is square and yellow? A: A melon in disguise.

Q: Which tree has fruits of all sizes and shapes? A: Geometree.

Q: Why are the fruits made in factories bad? A: They are mass pro-juiced.

Q: Why are watermelons the saddest fruit? A: They get melancholy.

Q: Why won’t anyone sit next to a watermelon? A: They have a strange smelon.

Q: Do you know what you call the outside of a watermelon? A: Rind of.

Q: Why did the watermelon go crazy? A: He lost his rind.

Q: Did you hear about the fruit who was arrested? A: Now he’s a waterfelon.

Q: Why did the melon break up with his melon girlfriend? A: He didn’t know water problem was.

Q: What do you call a watermelon who is always emotional? A: Melon-dramatic.

Q: What did the fruit write on his Valentine’s card? A: You’re one in a melon!

Q: Why didn’t the melon run away with his love? A: He canteloupe.

Q: What did the melon say to his wife when he lost his keys? A: Honeydew you know where my keys are?

Q: What is the only time you start at the red and stop at the green? A: When you eat a watermelon.

Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool? A: It wanted to be a watermelon.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch? A: Melanie.

• When life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.